Missy The Magnificent Match Lady
Pretty impressive new title, eh? I think so. I have succeeded in building a pretty hire number of fires with out failing. Two. I was really proud of me self. Normally, when me parents are gone, I nearly freeze to death...then I get out flammable hand sanitizer and coat everything in it...throw in a match, and whola! Fire. But believe it or not I actually started a fire with out hand sanitizer! But the fire was contained to the fire place. No worries. You may now refer to me as Missy, the Fire Queen. Or The Fantastic Fire Female. Or maybe even The Awesome Arsonist. Ha! Just kidding. But I did purposely set a fire...in the fire place...that's still legal right?! Or possibly the Beautiful Bonfire Breakaway Roper. No, sadly, I have never set a bonfire on fire, but it has to do with fire. The Cunning Tree Cutter-uper. The Dashing Dart-throwing Dead Wood Starter on Fire. The Gallant Gal Who Starts Great Fires. The Joyful Joker Who Jumps while Joyfully making fires? Maybe thats enough titles for today.
Title of your choice (:
And who taught you that hand sanitizer is flammable young lady??
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