Thursday, April 19, 2012

Awkward Picture Thursday.

Its Awkward Picture Thursday!
Well not really. I just made that up. But its a great idea. I just might have to do this every Thursday.
Anywhom. Today's awkward picture is of my favorite sisters. Minus one.
I have lots of favorite sisters.
This lovelllyyy picture truly shows their true personality...who they really are.
I have captioned this photograph....
But I forgot what it was. So I shall share what was going on in this moment.
Rynea, "And they are fighting again. Don't they know there are children in the proximity?"
Gayla, "Guys, we should get this party started..."
Em, "I'm an abused chilldddd!"
And now, the picture you've all been waiting for.
Missy (:
P.s.
Em, I swear I don't try to make fun of you, it just comes naturally.

Friday, April 6, 2012

The Problem With Mothers...

The problem with Mothers...

Mothers are truly my very best friend,
Ready to help, protect, and defend.
I don't remember the rest of this poem,
So this is the end. Amen.

What would we do with out them? Mothers that is. What would we do without mothers. NOTHING! We wouldn't be alive! That's what we would do.

BUT. I have a story to share with you. It is a story titled:
The Problem With Mothers.
Once upon a time there lived a young girl who had a cold. Her mother was taking care of her like good mothers should. But one day, this young girl went to youth group. Her mother made sure this girl (Not me) had taken all of her medication before she left. But little did this girl know that her mother had OVER DOSED HER! IT WAS A CONSPIRACY! Anyway. This young amazing girl continued on her journey. During youth group this girl (Once again, not me.) thought she was getting pretty dizzy. She decided to make her exit but couldn't walk in a straight line! Wait, where her feet? She couldn't feel them, she looked down and there they were, but where were they?! Once out of the sanctuary, the girl decided to to wait in the bathroom. Out of now where, a wall walked right up to her and smacked her in the face! Everything was out to get her! By the time youth group was over, this girl was feeling pretttyyy good. Only one problem. She couldn't see! She was trying to find her ride home but everybody was pretttyyy blurry. She finally found her brother in law, which she pointed out to her best friend, and her best friend proceeded to tell her she was embarrassing, and then they went home. Once home, her father debated about sending her to a mental home but, thankfully, decided against it. And then the girl recovered to her amazing beautiful self and they lived happily ever after.
True story.
Those mothers...never trust them when they have cold medicine in their hands!
Missy(: