Today I would like to blog about the best movie on the earth...in all of time...
You guessed it!!
Its....
The Good Old Boys!
Its the movie where Emily stars as Eve...
Its the movie that always makes me tear up...
Its the movie that inspired my dad to name a horse Snort Tarnell.
Its the movie that my whole family quotes on a daily basis.
Its the movie that inspires you to paint every barn red.
Its the movie that we have three copies of. Why? You never know when you might need an extra...or two.
Its the movie that every house guest we have must watch.
Its the movie that makes all of my friends think I'm weird. I mean, when I start quoting Good Ol Boys I'm on a roll. Don't look at me that way.
And if your mad at somebody, just tell them, "You're a cripple with two good legs!", or perhaps something like, "We are to shoot Alvin and leave him for the hogs" <--- (Probably not a good one to text your brother in law just for funny. You may accidently send it to one of your rodeo buddies instead). When you're in a hurry, yell for "Julio get your horse!". When you get in trouble for beating somebody up, just tell them that "Ol' Biscuit mighta stepped on him once or twice.." That will make them think.
And P.S.
If your bankers name is Frank, calling him Fat probably isn't a good idea.
Missy (: