Wednesday, November 30, 2011

7 things

7 Things I learned today on our Pueblo shopping trip.

1. Parking across two parking spaces is not legal.
2. Parking in the street is not safe.
3. Shutting off your vehicle before going inside is a wise idea.
4. Don't go to Bath and Body Works if you don't have spending money.
5. Inhaling ice is not good for your body.
6. Don't go to the orthodontist if you're in a hurry.
7. Don't go to the orthodontist if you're grouchy about being late.

No, no this is not because of experience.

Especially the driving and parking spot.

I WAS NOT driving.

.....

Ok maybe part of it was because of experience.

But still, I wasn't driving.

....

Fine! Yes, it was because of experience! And yes, I was driving! I take it all back!
I did succeed in parking twice...Out of three times. Not bad. One time it was in the street, but hey, I got it parked. It counts, right?

I hope so.

I am going to need some help before I have to take a parking test. Maybe I'll get some ol' guy who can't see. Maybe. Hopefully. Other wise, I'm doomed. Maybe the ol' guy won't even make me park. Maybe. Hopefully. Other wise, I'm doomed. Maybe it will count as 'Parked" if I take it out of drive, and put it in park. Maybe. Hopefully. Other wise, I'm...Oh I've all ready said that? Twice? Oh, alright. Well let me say it once more. Just to show ya'll how serious it is. Im doomed! Does anybody know anybody who gives parkin' lessons? Horizontal or vertical? I might need all three.

8. Shoppin' wears ya out.

Good nighty, sleep tighty!


Missy (:

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